The Manager
The Great Kebab Factory
Old Town
Dubai
Dear Sir or Madam,
Subject: The Home Delivery of Succulent Kebabs and the Mutual Accrual of Benefits that would surely follow
My wife and I have long frequented your fine establishment and happily savoured the delights of your fixed menu. We have never found any cause for complaint with regard to the standard of the food or the service. However, we have frequently faced a dilemma when wishing to enjoy fine Indian cuisine from the comfort of our well-appointed apartment: a difficulty all the more vexing for the ease of its remedy. Due to the unavailability of take-away or delivery from your esteemed enterprise (and unsatisfactory experiences with another nearby Indian restaurant which shall remain nameless) we find ourselves compelled by necessity and the whims of fate to avail of home delivery from purveyors of kebabs far removed from the peaceful oasis of Old Town, with all the delay and inconvenience that this entails.
I would therefore like to suggest that The Great Kebab Factory implement a new policy for the mutual benefit of all parties: an á la carte take-away / delivery menu for the residents of Old Town, while still retaining your normal fixed menu concept for those dining in the most salubrious environment of your restaurant. This would not interfere with your current clientele, would have a limited impact on your cost structures, and would also result in a major increase in your customer base and revenue.
I sincerely hope that you will consider this suggestion and look forward to partaking in the culinary revolution that must surely follow.
Yours faithfully,
Peter S O’Laranon
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